698 Mark it 8, Dude

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They’re all way over the line.

687 Anybody can exercise… But this kind of lethargy takes real discipline.

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also Garfield minus Garfield

Update: Lasagna Cat (thanks be to number one commenter, christmastree alldude)

[via Tiny Cartridge]

683 “like technology vs. horse”

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[via Geekologie]

680 Attn: wealthy industrialists

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Looking for a strong, well-to-do man or woman willing to supply me with financial backing to make Useless Wonders such as the one in the video above.  No strings attached.  I’m a young, spry man with a box of capacitors just aching to be put to use.  Money may be provided in the form of a “grant” for tax purposes.  I know how you wealthy industrialists like to do things for tax purposes.  I can’t post my picture here, but send me yours and I’ll respond in kind.

[via Hack-a-Day]

677 ‹(•¿•)›

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✌ ⁓｡(◕‿‿◕)｡⁓✌

and

˚•_•˚

and

⊆.☁㇁☁⊇

and

⪦⨈‿⨈⪧

and

◃┆◉◡◉┆▷

and

⋐ↂ乚ↂ.⋑

and

࿂ོ‿࿂ོ

and

ᡔ⨄ཻ_⨄ཻᡔ

and

༗‿༗

and

ཿ•ོ‿•ོཿ

and

꒪꒒꒪ꃀ

and

〠

and

i’m drunk

and

\˙⥕˙|

and

˙㉧⼼㉧˙

and

⦓☠⧕_⧔☠⦔

and

⥕⧩⦣⧩⥕˙

and

⦇ᆼᆺᆼ⦈

and

•(⌚_⌚)•

and

[⎙_⎙]

and

۹ↁﮌↁ

and

(༆ℑ༆)

and

⋐⊛_⊛⋑

and

ཻཻ༼࿂࿆࿆_࿂༽

and

•✞_✞•

and

ᕋ꒪ᘦ̲꒪ᕈ

and

ᘓ☭_☭/

and

ᕋ꒪꒪⊃   ༼ไᕋ∰།ོ

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664 Happy belated MLKJ-day

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These jelly bean portraits were done by the late Peter Rocha.  He’s used to work for Jelly Belly as an artistic ambassador, of sorts.
Free pager for anyone can spot the common thread between all the pictures (beside them all being made of jelly beans).

651 Tree on knees

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It’s perfectly natural.  But sometimes things can get out of hand….

[via Things That Are Doing It]

686 This week in space chatter

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• I'M WITH COCO http://twitpic.com/xv8mb #teamconan #
• Whenever I open the stall in a public john I hear the voice of the old knight from The Last Crusade judging my descision. #

649 Resurrection of the Rat

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Super great insect/carcass sculptures by Tessa Farmer.  Check out her site for more.  Also, snippet of a stop-motion movie she made called “Nest of the Skeletons”.  Video after the break.

Continue reading Resurrection of the Rat…

647 This week in space chatter

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• This new chair is tops, if you ask me. #answerstoquestionsnobodyasked #

646 This week in space chatter

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• Since when is it snowing? (not rhetorical) #weatherquestions #

638 Amoklauf der Schläfer

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You all know that I love Monster Brains, I link to it semi-religiously.  This new post of German pulp scifi covers are raising my interest in the blog to near plagiaristic levels; I’m just going to repost all their stuffs on combustion injun, then maybe Aeron will notice me.

[Perry Rhodan Sci Fi Covers]

633 It’s Christmas!

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This video should make your yule log stand a little taller.  Get out of bed, you humbuggers!  Enjoy it.

Update: Fixed the video.

626 2bit will be open shortly

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625 This week in space chatter

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• And so it is that Thanksgiving Day becomes Poopsmaking Eve. #

624 This week in space chatter

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• I'm opening up a computer repair shop on university ave. i need a good name. I pray thee, twitterverse, give me knowledge. #
• Xblox delive #

623 This week in space chatter

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• Can you get a ticket for speeding on Fast Sunday? #
• http://www.steakhouseorgaybar.com/ After playing this, I got a hankering for some meat! #
• Trimming the fat from my Twitter timeline, apologies to @xenijardin and @the_ironsheik #
• Finished a whole tub of Murray's pomade. There was a sasquatch fetus at the bottom. #
• Mega Man 4: beated. Only five more to go. #

614 There’s no basement in the Alamo

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Update: also snakes.

If anyone knows who the original artist is, let me know.

613 This week in space chatter

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• My 7-11 burrito was already open when I got it. You think it might have LSD in it? #
• Old man jut's heartburn home remedy: bookend your nights sleep with a large pepperoni pizza. #
• “Plain Old Nurse #badhalloweencostumes” -@PFTompkins #
• The Ghost of Christmas in July #badhalloweencostumes #
• Kilt Bill #oneletteroffmovies #scottishdrycleaningcinema #
• Bill Bill #oneletteroffmovies #johnnydoesnttwitter #
• #oneletteroffmovies Indiana jones and the temple of dood #johnnydoesnttwitter #
• #oneletteroffmovies Homo Alone #johnnydoesnttwitter #
• A League of Their Pwn #oneletteroffmovies #johnnydoesnttwitter #
• Schindler's Lisp #oneletteroffmovies #johnnydoesnttwitterneitherdoesbret #
• #oneletteroffmovies Look Who's Talking NOT #johnnydoesnttwitter #

612 This week in space chatter

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• Brutal Legend – brief impressions: good, but I still want Psychonauts 2. #
• I have some google voice invites. who wants one? nepotism bears strongly in my decisions. #
• Job interviewed. I want this job so bad it's making my butt pucker. #
• RT @badbanana: As soon as Wolf interviewed Falcon, the 'balloon boy' story turned into a Lakota Sioux legend. #