99 TOTALLY AWESOME GOVERNOR!!!
Remember SUPERDELL, the Totally Awesome Computers guy. He ran for Governor of Utah recently and in his blog he talks about his reasons. Here are some of my favorite quotes from that blog.
“If you don’t vote for SUPERDELL you WILL suffer the wrath of GOD and the consequences of your own ignorance and stupidity.”
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79 Hey-a
Greetings from the south puget sound. I’d like to take this moment and say that i fully endorse combustion-injun. Oops, writers block, gotta go. I’ll be back soon.
70 Thursday November twenty-seventh, twenty-oh-eight
I just learned that suttsteve has closed his youtube account and deleted all of his vlogs.
Please join with me in nine minutes fifty-eight seconds of silence.
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More videos chronicling suttsteve’s massive work of monotony after the break.
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45 Dear Santa, I want a +3 mace of bludgeoning
As the weather outside sours, my thoughts turn to Christmas, and along with Christmas comes thoughts of what loot I’m getting. But as Jesus taught us, “If you give a man some loot, he’ll just put it in his pocket. But if you teach a man to loot, he’ll murder a thousand wyverns just to fill his knapsack.” That’s why this year I’m asking for the gift that keeps on giving: A Dungeon Master’s Guide.
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40 poker music
my boy jimmy got the lord on his side
31 all aboard
the Azerbaijani express.
stoic hope aboard the anxious ship.
i am practicing keeping my face this still always.
13 <-- What is this? (new contest)
Hopefully all you logicians and mathmagicians out there can give me a hand. I have no clue what pattern the numbers adjacent to post titles are following. I will try to get more posts up to give you more to work with.
I’m putting a bounty on this, the first commenter to give me a convincing solution will be rewarded with an awesome pixelart avatar to be used at his/her own discretion.
I’m excited to finish writing this to see what fate the gods have in store for the headlines mystic number. Let the factorials begin!
12 Breaking: Grynx gains new editorial contributor
I would like to welcome new grynx! editor, jimmymcgee, to the grynx! family. Known in the real world as Kahea Hendrickson, jimmymcgee is known for his wit and wily charms. He will bring a much needed Northwestern perspective to our beleaguerd blog.
We (editorial we; referring to just plain me) are happy to have him, and look forward to his posts, if he ever gets around to writing any.
9 Rudolf Christian Karl Diesel, you will not have died in vain
I have owned a diesel Volkswagen for the last four years. In that time I have always dreamt of running it off biodiesel. I have occasionally filled my tank at the Del Saglio station in Murray, who sell B20 biodiesel, but never had the resources or the motivation to set up the neccessary systems to produce that delicious french fry gravy.
Two friends of mine recently got diesel cars, both quite a bit snazzier than my own. Between the three of us I’m hoping we can shamble together a make shift refinery and begin producing our own fuel. If anybody has a spare or broken hot water heater, please gimme gimme. Or heaps of steel pipes, maybe. I’ll give you some free fuel for your oil heater.
5 New news on updates for website no one has seen
I’ve tweeked the layout a little bit. The grynx wasnt quite big enough before, but I think I’ve got it now. I love bright colors, so I made the background all colors at their brightest setting (#FFFFFF. Enough F’s to blow your pantones off). I’ve also hidden some small white squares on the page; clicking on them will link to a google map detailing the location of the only existing Boardwalk Monopoly piece.
3 First
This being the fourth blog I have started in as many days, I hope to get it right one day. I would like to have more content available to make a site that is just a titch more entertaining than I can produce on my own. So I send out the call to the internet, “Bloggers! Protrude!” If any of you would like to be involved in this page and produce regular posts, drop me a -something- to express your interest.