307 Employee Free Choice Act poses “existential threat to American capitalism.” God, please let it pass.
Wikileaks recently got a recording of a conference call between some of the country’s fattest of cats. Among the participants in the call were representatives of Bank of America, AIG, and countless other dildo analysts and investment ass rapists. Their main goal being to shoot down the pending Employee Free Choice Act. The act is mostly to make it easier for workers to join or form their own labor unions.
This call occured a few days after these fuckwads were given oodles of taxpayer money to compensate for their own ineptitude. Over the course of the call there are remarks along the lines of, any one supporting this bill “should be shot,” and that this bill must not pass to protect America from turning “into France.”
What? You’re telling me they don’t have assholes like this in France? How do you say craigslist in French? I think I’m going to need l’apartment.
304 You won’t win this time
Prepare for a psychic onslaught of galactic proportions. This guys doesn’t just bend spoons, he makes spoons shit their pants.
298 Sundance can kiss my feathered necromancing ass
All motorboating aside, sundance can bite me. Except for 500 Days of Summer, which was good. People are just far too cool for school. I’m not in school, but i’m not cool enough for my current situation.
293 I have to agree
I feel bad posting so many videos to the site, but when there are clips like this just floating thru the intarwebz, someone needs to snatch them out of the ether and nail them defiantly to the door of the Vatican (that’s what I like to call the front page of combustion injun).
290 How to turn the economy around
Along the lines of other pie-in-the-sky progressive ideas like nationalizing oil companies or setting a national maximum salary, I’m going to propose nationalized legal narcotics. It will end this ridiculous war on drugs, free up tons of taxpayer money currently tied up in the prison and judicial systems, and create jobs and money to fund – oh hell, why not – national healthcare. It’s an argument that has been made time and time again, but I believe it would certainly do some good, and give people something to do to get them thru this depression with smiles on their faces.
Discuss in the comments.
286 Dude-a-day
I happened upon this blog, wherein the author is sketching up, you guessed it, a dude-a-day for 365 days. He’s only a few months into it, so I’m excited to follow as this evolves.
He already has some cool dudes represented, like the (real) Ghostbusters and Krang.
274 Psychonoclast
Do you consider yourself “gifted” in the realms of metaphysics? Do have any familiars attached to your soul? Are you ready to face some brain-busting psychic assaults? Good. Watch this video, it will likely be the greatest challenge you will face in your current physical manifestation.
At the end it turns into a plug for foil-dude’s book, but this is the same guy who brought us realultimatepower.net, so it’s got to be full of sweet boners and ninja ghosts flipping their shit.
272 Beefy juicy spice!
Having played Left 4 Dead quite extensively of late, I found this mod of the PC version replacing the zombie sounds with Macho Man sound bites pretty mind exploding. I love the muttering by the zombies in the beginning, as if the zombies are just 100% batshit insane ‘roid-ragers.
269 “We are getting blasted in the ass…”
Hopefully he’s kind enough to give a reach-around as well.
264 “Imagine a giant space genie…”
I’ve knocked “The Secret” plenty in my day, but after reading this heart-warming tale of how the secret saved a man’s life, maybe I should take a second look.
261 If Japan still had a military, we’d be toast.
Also, if youtube would have existed when I was 11, I would have been toast too. Probably flattened onto the side of a building or splattered along the bottom of a cliff with a couple two liter bottles embedded in my lungs.
I wonder how much of the thrust came from the bottles and how much came from the violent pants-crapping.
260 A tea party
I’ve revamped my decoration aesthetic, it’s stuffed kittens from here on out.
257 Mid-life crygasm
245 This is my new ringtone
Dirty Harry is just the kind of guy to illicit the best movie scream ever with a switchblade hidden in his sock.
239 Why the world should tweet, or how to chronicle a life of great minutae
I use twitter quite regularly, it’s a nice service and I strongly recommend every one to do it. And I also recommend that it is really stupid and an obsessive waste of time. But most of all I recommend that what I have to say while sitting on the toilet is probably the most important information you will ever consume; and, as we know, information consumption is the new lindy hop.
236 TV CARNAGE
This is from a series of videos called ‘tv carnage’ i highly recommend them.
229 Bret is a fag
Bret found this supposedly funny video which is actually dumb like fuck. He then refused to post it on this literally kickass site and instead posted it to his metaphysically shit-stained blogspot. So in a marvelous protestacular, i’m posting it to this site, which makes it now a funny video. So whatever you do, don’t follow the link at the end of this post, it will break the internet and murder all the babies that are relying on twitter for their life support.
225 Twenty Oh Nine
Let’s ring in the new year with a healthy ding-dong. It’s time to set resolutions and then deliberately break them. Because, hey, they can’t tell you what to do!