384 How have I not seen this?
383 This week in space chatter
- You know what happens when cheese and pepperoni are smashed in the furnace of a star? Totrinos! #
- 50 trillion of those can pass through my body every second – yum! #
- {okrd myself in the eye. Twooted! #
- The misspellings are courtesy of the eye-poke #
- Britain is so much classier than us. Let’s class it up, guys – with some bricks! http://tr.im/hNnd #
- Skynet is getting switched on April 1st. http://tr.im/hNyO #
- I don’t know if you know this, but this is what boners are made of. http://tr.im/hNDr #
379 Apocalypse Meow
This is a trailer for a movie adaptation of a short run japanese manga depicting wartime with anthropomophic animal characters. It follows a group of American special force bunny soldiers (Americans are bunnies) during the Iranian hostage crisis. And get this, it’s called Cat Shit One. It’s like Watership Down mixed with an Army recruitment commercial. Color me tickled.
I really hope this gets some form of localization, preferably subtitles; I love those gruff japanese bunny voices. The last thing I want is to have David Hyde Peirce and Jeff Goldblum bantering back and forth while gunning down Iranian camels – strike that, that would be awesome!
375 I have bony skin, skinny bones
The change in weather over the past week has done what it does best, made me sicker than this gross looking thing up here. Which, by the way, I ate last night. A spicy McChicken sandwich squooshed inbetween the meats of a McDouble; colloquially known as a McGangBang.
It wasn’t bad, and if I know one thing about human physiology, it’s that a weakened immune system needs at least 40 grams of fat and 25 grams of sodium at least every 4 hours to stay in fighting shape. So if any of you anonymous readers out there care for my welfare, please bring me a McGangBang – or at least a couple of ham hocks wrapped in bacon.
373 This week in space chatter
- Okay, now for realsies – my file server is cranking away; extruding a fine paste of delectable entertainment. #
- calloo callay! it’s warm enough to turn off my heater! #
- detached bite-sized yippity-yap. #
- You know what’s funny?
Nothing.
Everything.
Nothing!
Everything! # - Hey, all you nobodies – watch Delocated on Adult Swim and Eastbound & Down on HBO; if you don’t, you’ll regret it – like gangbusters #
- My college GPA would have been a lot better if CRAYON physics was in the curriculum. #
367 Obama’s luster is starting to wear thin
This week the White House announced they would no longer use the term “enemy combatants” as ground to hold terrorist suspects indefinitely without legal grounds or trial. But on inspection of his new policy, it is virtually identical to that of President Bush. Is this going to become commonplace, denounce the previous policies publicly then retain the same aspects of those policies that were so damaging to the citizenry’s civil liberties?
I’m starting to get a feeling that President Obama’s Celebrity is going to be his 9/11. Bush had carte blanche to do whatever he wanted unquestioned in the name of 9/11. Obama has the same, because he’s a pop culture icon and can talk well. I here him or his press secretary making statements every day about the financial crisis that I fear it may become the “War on Greed,” as the latest in the string of wars on abstract nouns. What are we supposed to do to let them know that we’re not going to fall for this?
Read the linked article for a detailed description and examples of how the promised transparency and accountability are being pushed by the wayside – e.g. iPods being inspected at border crossings for pirated music as a matter of “national security.”
364 This week in space chatter
- L4D – Grrrnghhhrrrblblblpttt. #
- Wow – Lost is really taking this time-travel thing all the way. They either played the same episode last week, or I’m stuck in a time loop. #
- This is what I woke up to, but from the inside. Douche chill! http://twitpic.com/216ad #
- My whole block got evacuated for a gas leak. http://twitpic.com/216ec #
- I’m gonna get some smokes – see if I can blow some shit up. #
- BLAARRGGG! WAAAAAH! GAH GAH GAAAH! http://twitpic.com/217v5 #
- got back into my house, but now i’m experiencing psychosomatic carbon monoxide poisoning. #
- “oh, you’re gonna get the sleepie.” #
- I just noticed that the rounded square on the iphone’s home button is the same shape as the home screens icons – MIND FREAK!!!! #
355 Idle chitchat
351 Walken on sunshine
Teenagefetus beat me at poker tonight. At least I beat him at the manipulation of time. He’s got a definite lack of worm-hole control. I can go to any instant in time as long as I’m asleep (which is most of the day), and Freddy is like a manatee on the lawn – I’ll punch his claws into his burnt old asshole. Nite nite, ye old world.
346 sweater
345 police mafia
344 Weekly gems of bathroom wisdom
- The file server is back up, but protected by a warlock’s curse. Let me know if you would like to cirsumvrent it. #
- 307,254 : 1,457,216 #
- when did i turn into a lolcat? #
- is monkey bred. #
- Favorite PS3 feature: buying a brand new game, putting it in, and waiting thru a 10 minute mandatory update. I am eating so many sandwiches. #
- #heroes can eat #skittles out of my #asshole. #
- Who borrowed my Ethernet capper? I needz it. #
- Seriously, where is my cat-5 terminator? #
- Hardware speedbumps don’t have the same glitz without the reality distortion field. #
- http://twitpic.com/1uh9v – Somehow i ended up dressed as a rockabilly clown this morning. #
- Everyone’s first statement when seeing me today was – “whoa. what’s up with you?” #
- Watchmen was so good it made my alien cephalopodic brain explode, realeasing a psionic blast of pants wetting. #
- hehe. http://tr.im/h61C #
- Poll: how much could I sell a sweet HTPC stuffed into this old cd player case for? http://twitpic.com/1w0n8 #
- And keep in mind I’m going to rig up the buttons to work as controls. #
- That better not have been the only explanation of the four-toed statue. “oh, it was just there a long time ago.” #
- Facebook error? So this is how the world ends. I once laughed at a blind guy eating spaghetti. #
343 you are so beautiful (to me)
342 Weekly gems of bathroom wisdom
- I was on the news last night talking about the new Harry Potter. http://tr.im/gFIL #
- My butt hurts poignantly. #
- who wants to be my neighbor? #
- plays videogames in his sleep. #
- *spoiler alert* I am John Galt. #
- i just want music #
- “that guy must be smoking some heavy doobies.” HARD TICKET TO HAWAII – 9PM – COMPUND ADJACENT #
- “they” are making a sequel to FFIV. Whale rides to the moon for everyone! #