477 Videophotogrobliography

fml

Hyper mecha-battle-beetle

One helluva “fir” ball (watch for the money shot at 0:24)

Ali v. Foreman w/ Jackson (pareidolia @ 5:45)

473 Happy belated Earth Day

Please, everyone, don’t polute our forests.  Don’t tear down it’s trees or shake it’s dojos with a steam shovel.  It’s up to us, like Mr. Ando, to put on our flippers and protect the environment.

[via Ectoplasmosis]

467 The Internet, OK – episode four

mute

This is the fourth episode in an increasing series of episodes.  And as escalations always go, we get pretty awesome.  Lots of talk about dating ladies, kissing babies, and killing hobos.  Just kidding, I would never date a lady.

Little link action: emails go to theinternetok@gmail.com.  Itunes subscriptions go to right here.

466 This week in space chatter

  • Nyquil and nicotine make curious bedfellows. #
  • Sorry, “Wheels,” you’re not part of the FAMILY. http://twitpic.com/3oihv (via @PFTompkins) #
  • even better than finding a stranger in the alps http://tr.im/jl8D #
  • someone took a bunch of my rechargeable batteries. If you’re on twitter, consider yourself caught! #
  • Remember when you were little and had a loose tooth, it hurt but you wiggled it anyway? Thats what left 4 deads survival mode is. Good pain #
  • CrunchBang Linux just became my favorite distro. It makes my nerdberries swell. #
  • a mountain of gold pales in comparison to the gems that @THE_REAL_SHAQ be spittin’. #
  • RT @THE_REAL_SHAQ How can u b an expert without legitimate knowledge or legitimate experience #
  • Let the great experiment begin! http://twitpic.com/3uuq7 #
  • If anyone doesn’t have dropbox i’ll drop a box of hammers on your face. https://www.getdropbox.com/referrals/NTEyNTI5Nzk #
  • file server is back up! i hope your ready for some of the most explicit file sharing on the planet. DM me for the logins. #
  • i’d drive this car. i’d drive it so hard…
    http://tr.im/jI0y #
  • film just isn’t what it used to be. i’d like to see michael bay top “solid potato salad” with all his exploding robots. http://tr.im/jIyc #

428 The Internet, OK – episode three

geo twister

Episode three is up, and we’re starting to get a feel for this.  It’s all about waking up early, hitting some poppers, and exploiting the youths.  We’re still trying to condense the podcast into pure, sustainable synergy.  This one is the shortest ever!  We’ll probably start doing two a week, because I’ve got a lot to get off my chest.  Next time… taxicab confessions!

And, for realsies, email us stories or links for the show.  And comments; it’s like facebook, but somewhere else.

dismissivewank

420 Crazy science ‘n shit

I don’t know whats going on in this video, but this must be how Stephen Hawking sees the world thru his bionic eyeballs.

424 “Just call me Mr. Butterfingers”

421 dr j bone’s pick of the year (1978)

screamers – vertigo

409 The Internet, OK – episode two

meh

Moving out of the experimental stage and ready for mass consumption, The Internet: Episode Two is here on the internet (see what I did there?).  Known internally by it’s codename “I-netz mk. II,” this new model retains all the gusto of earlier episodes while being slightly more energy efficient.

Be one of the first 50 people to subscribe to us in Itunes and get a complimentary podcast!

Email funnies to theinternetok@gmail.com

408 This week in space chatter

  • My web presence has been lacking lately, so here’s a picture of me on the toilet. http://twitpic.com/39273 #
  • Make of the day: a solar charging LED jar. http://twitpic.com/398qg #
  • EBC can suck my DIK.
    http://bit.ly/2kBt1z #
  • NPR is full of pirate speak. What in the world… #
  • The snow broke my wiper motor. I can’t drive anywhere until mother gaia stops throwing a hissy fit. #
  • Basketball videogames are like bro-nip. #
  • who is ready for a war of the worlds? a war of cyber worlds? on my file cyber? my ftp file server? #

401 The Internet, OK – episode one

I know we’ve been talking it up for quite a while; I hope you enjoyed the free promotional packs of Pall Malls while they lasted, but at long last the first episode of my and Bret’s podcast is up on the whatever-the-hell-you-call-it.  Please have a listen, and leave your feedback in the comments.

Update: the podcast is missing for the moment.  The internet is a big place, and sometimes things wander off.  We’ll get it back up as soon as possible. Fixed it!

Subscribe to us in Itunes (I hate those lowercase i’s like the sun hates the hydrogen it spends it’s life exploding).

396 i know why the teacher hates the student

An answer to said queerie “at what point should you begin thinking up your naming systems etc..” is a hard one to find. It is such a tricky because you can never ever plan too early on.

How could we make more sense then to name the stuff that we want a particular thing to actually in fact be doing. Is it possible to be a good idea to name something such as Contact Us literally anything else!?

Logic should be the most ultimate source to consult in putting our heads together for naming a particular file. Use your heads peoples!

395 This week in space chatter

  • ordered servos #
  • $5 for canned air? What is this, Planet Spaceball? #
  • My servos have arrived. I am one step closer to my childhood dream of living in Peewee Herman’s house. #
  • i’ve got all my shit’s together for my light-flippers, but now i need a scroll saw to cut out the parts. Help, internet. Amen. #
  • I’s walkin on furst sowth. Ferst peep dat touches me gets a dolla. That includes you, shaq. #
  • Bicycle-o-bicycle-o-bicycle-o-bicycle! #
  • The world is to early today. I like my world a little more noonish. #
  • Massey masive studios and the big thermal insulation means the universe is most definetly on my side #
  • Right-o. Gerard depardeau just gave me a high five. #

394 This week in space chatter

  • http://twitpic.com/2kwyn #
  • i twit #
  • Random crap on woot.com !!!!!! #
  • i’m getting crap!!!!!! #
  • damn server! the crap slipped right through my fingers! #
  • Google’s april fools joke is pretty good. http://tr.im/i6nr #
  • I shatter time when I walk #
  • some knoll essence #
  • Meridian got pwned. Good by 5th grade memories; you were swett and tender, like Kobe beef. #
  • for series, call my phone; i’m supposed to try to drop a call. (801) 830-4769 #
  • I bought the @MacHeist 3 Bundle. 12 Top Mac apps worth $900+ for just $39 AND I just got Delicious Library 2 FREE! http://mhtweet.com/gWoHCd #
  • that is not an endorsement #
  • Windows 7 wrapped it’s silk tendrils around me. #
  • i could actually use windows 7 and not have an angry, bitter tear-stained keyboard #

386 “We have been truly sowing the wind and are now reaping the whirlwind”

jefferson_ficticiouscapital

Aside from his prescient view of not returning back once one has gone black, Thomas Jefferson had a grip on some of the fated downfalls of free market capitalism.  He mentions “fictitious capital,” the exposed worthlessness of the bulk of debt, such as is currently driving us into depression.  Oh, and get this: “fictitious capital” was a term also used quite commonly by KARL MARX!

Jefferson refers to our banking system as “so certain of leading to abuse, as to be utterly incompatible with the public safety and prosperity.”  If I’ve said it once I’ve said it over one hundred thousand times, capitalism has proven nothing but it’s ability to consistently fail and leave it’s subscribers to turn to socialist means of restructuring.  Why then do we always return to capitalism’s blighted teat? (I think Jefferson coined that phrase as well)

Also, if anyone has a copy of Marx’s “Capital,” I’m looking to read it and would go goo goo bananas if anyone would borrow me a copy.