614 There’s no basement in the Alamo

no basement

Update: also snakes.

snakes

If anyone knows who the original artist is, let me know.

613 This week in space chatter

  • My 7-11 burrito was already open when I got it. You think it might have LSD in it? #
  • Old man jut's heartburn home remedy: bookend your nights sleep with a large pepperoni pizza. #
  • “Plain Old Nurse #badhalloweencostumes” -@PFTompkins #
  • The Ghost of Christmas in July #badhalloweencostumes #
  • Kilt Bill #oneletteroffmovies #scottishdrycleaningcinema #
  • Bill Bill #oneletteroffmovies #johnnydoesnttwitter #
  • #oneletteroffmovies Indiana jones and the temple of dood #johnnydoesnttwitter #
  • #oneletteroffmovies Homo Alone #johnnydoesnttwitter #
  • A League of Their Pwn #oneletteroffmovies #johnnydoesnttwitter #
  • Schindler's Lisp #oneletteroffmovies #johnnydoesnttwitterneitherdoesbret #
  • #oneletteroffmovies Look Who's Talking NOT #johnnydoesnttwitter #

612 This week in space chatter

  • Brutal Legend – brief impressions: good, but I still want Psychonauts 2. #
  • I have some google voice invites. who wants one? nepotism bears strongly in my decisions. #
  • Job interviewed. I want this job so bad it's making my butt pucker. #
  • RT @badbanana: As soon as Wolf interviewed Falcon, the 'balloon boy' story turned into a Lakota Sioux legend. #

596 For those of you brave enough to put combustion-injun into your browser history

keepleftThe Internet is an ancient world, the face of which has been slashed and burnt.  We’ve all been forced into the holding cells of facebook and myspace and diaryland.  Our images must be put into tidy albums, our hypertext brutally ripped from our comments.  But there once was a time when a man’s mettle was proven by the fire of his html and the bravado of his animated gifs.

It is in this spirit that I give you the newest addition to the sparse layout of combustion injun: .gifs corner.  You will find no Flash®, but there will be ritz and glamour; the profound simplicity of the CompuServe Graphics Interchange Format, circa 1987.

Each new page, and every refresh will bring you a new magical talisman from a bygone era.  If you would like to add to this standing monument, send me your files, and you too can join with me in this silent ovation.

586 Skynet got its start in dental school

sample dental training mannequin
I haven’t updated combustion injun for several weeks, i know. What should I use this blog for? For what should I use this blog? Do you want to hear anecdotal stories about my mundane life? How about entirely false stories about my life that are exciting and create a certain mysticism about my persona? Or I could just keep posting youtube videos and humorous pictures. Sound off in the comments.

No one is reading this, amirite?

585 This week in space chatter

  • I pray thee, bestow uponst me thine göglewaff invites. #googlewave #
  • Just bartered with a out of luck arm wrestler for his skull/iron cross bedeckled walking stick. He asked if I've ever fought with a staff. #
  • Tweetie 2: great app for the iPhone or greatest app for the iPhone? #
  • Whenever I change my home screen I start to feel senile. #iphone #

584 This week in space chatter

  • Getting back into the zombie smash. Who want's to play the new L4D campaign with me? #
  • Opinions that count: Community on NBC is the best network comedy on the Earth. Watch lest ye be smitten. #generalconference #